Now being the moment you post in here.
Reckon Kanye West is probably asleep
Might not be though, might up past his bedtime eating frosties
No, he’s definitely asleep…
Barry Chuckle is commenting on his niece’s photos on Facebook
I reckon Drake is rinsing his finger under a cold tap.
Hugh Hefner is cooling down.
too soon man.
Mate, way too soon.
Sorry for your loss
this has ruined my good thread
Ronnie O Sullivan is looking for the TV remote
is… is this a CG/crispin alt account?
Bobby Davro ordering a McFlurry and gets shortchanged and is trying to work up the courage to query it.
Piers Morgan: being a smug cunt
Matt Bellamy is fellating himself.
he can do it with a joystick and computer screen
Mariah Carey - Singing
Lionel Messi - Playing football
Travis Barker - Playing drums
Tim Peake - Doing a spacewalk
Angela Merkel - Thinking about policies
Zoe Saldana - Acting
Hugh Hefner’s dead
Bill Nighy can’t install his printer