Thread for imagining what famous people are doing right now

Jimmy Nail is eating a full english at his local Sainsburys

Jeremy Corbyn is getting on with it

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They’ve got more time on their hands now he’s not running the country though eh

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Theresa May is laughing at poor people.

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That’s Mr Nail to @ericthefourth

Sarah Jessica Parker is taking an uber in new york

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Ed Sheeran is out shopping for hair products

I think Ant is getting a haircut, Dec doesn’t need one but has tagged along anyway, and is reading a 6 month old copy of Empire magazine that was in the barbers

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Richard Lewis is staring intently at a tumble dryer

Willie Nelson is smoking a doob and watching the simpsons

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Very strong posting

Ben Stokes is punching himself (or someone else) in the face whilst shouting “Why are you such a twat Ben?!”

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Stacy Solomon is googling herself

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The guy from Jackass is also googling Stacey Solomon

Worried for those who think joking about Hugh Hefner’s death might be in bad taste, tbh.

Pretty sure Wyclef Jean is gone and will remain that way for about another 34 days.

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I was 50% “not sure if joking about anyone’s death is in good taste” (never felt fully comfortable about it when Thatcher died) and 50% rising to it because it was Marckee.

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Frankie Boyle: joking about High Hefner’s death right now.

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Theresa May is bathing in blood and waiting for nightfall

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David Icke is catching up on his boxsets

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Nigel Farage is killing time before heading out for a ploughman’s lunch

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