Jimmy Nail is eating a full english at his local Sainsburys
Jeremy Corbyn is getting on with it
They’ve got more time on their hands now he’s not running the country though eh
Theresa May is laughing at poor people.
Sarah Jessica Parker is taking an uber in new york
Ed Sheeran is out shopping for hair products
I think Ant is getting a haircut, Dec doesn’t need one but has tagged along anyway, and is reading a 6 month old copy of Empire magazine that was in the barbers
Richard Lewis is staring intently at a tumble dryer
Willie Nelson is smoking a doob and watching the simpsons
Very strong posting
Ben Stokes is punching himself (or someone else) in the face whilst shouting “Why are you such a twat Ben?!”
Stacy Solomon is googling herself
The guy from Jackass is also googling Stacey Solomon
Worried for those who think joking about Hugh Hefner’s death might be in bad taste, tbh.
Pretty sure Wyclef Jean is gone and will remain that way for about another 34 days.
I was 50% “not sure if joking about anyone’s death is in good taste” (never felt fully comfortable about it when Thatcher died) and 50% rising to it because it was Marckee.
Frankie Boyle: joking about High Hefner’s death right now.
Theresa May is bathing in blood and waiting for nightfall
David Icke is catching up on his boxsets
Nigel Farage is killing time before heading out for a ploughman’s lunch