#3

You know the saying you’ve got to be cruel to be kind? That’s very exceptional isn’t it, like one time in one thousand or something. You’ve really got o be kind to be kind.

Please feel free to use this in your stand up show and if you ever hit the big time you can give me £30k or whatever.

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#5

Like Jesus didn’t turn water into dog piss did he? (then do a whole skit of jesus dishing out dog piss to his disciples). Just 20k for that one please.

I’m so hot I actually think I might be having some sort of heat stroke thing.

#6

I’m too hot to even get angry with quizzers.

#7

There’s air conditioning on in the quiz thread.

#8

We have some people round tomorrow for a barbecue. Can I let you in to a little secret? I am not a confident griller. Bit nervous about unwittingly giving someone food poisoning.

There’s a fussy eater coming too. Will only eat chicken. Will only eat chicken breast fillets ffs. How do these people make it through life?

BBBQ Thread (rolling)
#9

It’s raining tomorrow isn’t it? You may have a reprieve.

#10

:crossed_fingers:t2::crossed_fingers:t2::crossed_fingers:t2:

Here’s hoping Lonzy, for many reasons

#11

Do you have a humorous apron?

#12

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No but this is the shittest I could find on the internet

#13

The best one is a chef de bbq one:

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#14

If anyone’s looking for a late fathers’ day gift?

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#15

@whiterussian Can I get a “Banned from the quiz” badge?

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#16

uh oh! Someone’s in trouble!

#17

I’ll start my own quiz where questions are BANNED

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#18

I got this for a birthday gift a while back

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not sure why

#19

Someone doesn’t like you? Seems a bit far fetched, I know

#20

the hottest temp this year was recorded yesterday in Wisley 35c! Our neck of the woods

#22

Oof. I was a couple of miles down the road yesterday.

#23

Supposed to be thundery soon.