Thread for people who aren't DJs

Do you reckon you’d be any good at DJing?

  • Yeah
  • Nah

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many times tried to do the wicky waah scratching stuff on my brother’s “decks”. It’s pretty difficult

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some massive overconfidence in these results

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I can press the DJ button on a Casio keyboard

What does it do?

Plays the notes D natural and J natural

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Hey kids, here’s the latest mega smash from Tyler Swift. Expect to see this fly up the hit parade in the coming weeks.

Piece of piss.

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Throw your hands up in the air, like you are a person who does not appear to care!

Piece of piss

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Vernon, that’s enough!

Chill out The Black Madonna

says DJ

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Often think about “records I would play if I was DJing”. I have the records but don’t have DJ decks or know how to use them. I have 0 desire to learn to do beat match type DJ ing. Just play a record that’s good to dance to, then play another one when that one finishes

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https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/hows-your-love-life-dis/6813/7143?u=ma0sm

yeah I fucked that right up didn’t I.

It’s Vinyl Richie if anyone cares !

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I did an afternoon of DJ training once. It was fun and I was quite good at it. But I didn’t know any of the songs I was using in the tutorial and when it came to thinking about a set of my own I realised I would really struggle to put something crowd-pleasing that I would enjoy together. I have, therefore, voted “Nah”.

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People have told me they think I’d be a good DJ.

  • I just wanna Rock, DJ. (They have)
  • Hang the DJ, haaaang the DJ. (No)

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I remember having a go on some “decks”

It went

  1. 1st Record sounds ok
  2. Cacaphonous mess as I move the crossfader
  3. 2nd Record sounds ok.
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I did “DJ” in public once when our local allowed randoms 20 minutes on a single turntable. In that time I managed to play a James song at the wrong speed and stuck on The Man Don’t Give A Fuck so that I could grab a beer.

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Cacaphonous Dex could be one of them dinos

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I’d quite like to do a DJ set where all the songs were in G major or something

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