#9

Vernon, that’s enough!

#10

Chill out The Black Madonna

#11

says DJ

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#12

Often think about “records I would play if I was DJing”. I have the records but don’t have DJ decks or know how to use them. I have 0 desire to learn to do beat match type DJ ing. Just play a record that’s good to dance to, then play another one when that one finishes

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#13
#14

yeah I fucked that right up didn’t I.

It’s Vinyl Richie if anyone cares !

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#15

I did an afternoon of DJ training once. It was fun and I was quite good at it. But I didn’t know any of the songs I was using in the tutorial and when it came to thinking about a set of my own I realised I would really struggle to put something crowd-pleasing that I would enjoy together. I have, therefore, voted “Nah”.

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#16

People have told me they think I’d be a good DJ.

  • I just wanna Rock, DJ. (They have)
  • Hang the DJ, haaaang the DJ. (No)

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#17

I remember having a go on some “decks”

It went

  1. 1st Record sounds ok
  2. Cacaphonous mess as I move the crossfader
  3. 2nd Record sounds ok.
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#18

I did “DJ” in public once when our local allowed randoms 20 minutes on a single turntable. In that time I managed to play a James song at the wrong speed and stuck on The Man Don’t Give A Fuck so that I could grab a beer.

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#19

Cacaphonous Dex could be one of them dinos

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#20

I’d quite like to do a DJ set where all the songs were in G major or something

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#21

Used to DJ at my old work and ran some nights there. Did one under the name ‘DJ Unremarkable’ with ‘don’t say you weren’t warned’ as the tagline, and did a few under the name Tim Cruel.

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#22

I have started buying lots of terrible white label vinyl of 90s dance stuff. All I need is £500 to get a sweet pair of turntables

#23
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#24

once got talking to the owner of a record shop on a night out and he asked me to DJ at the shop birthday party a few weeks later, just for an hour or two slot in among some other folk. i spent the next couple of weeks thinking about what i’d play in my set but then i never got any messages about it. but also my laptop subsequently broke and it was taking me ages to load all my music back onto the new one so i didn’t follow things up on my end either.

the shop’s closed now. oh well.

#25

(was just gonna play stuff off my laptop as i’d have no idea how to DJ with actual records. tbf i’ve been with a friend when she’s been DJing before and she’s just plugged in her phone and used Spotify)

#26

If you’re not just streaming music from youtube, including adverts, you’re trying too hard

#27

i’ve definitely heard a few Spotify ads playing over the PA before gigs in the past

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#28

I was at a club a few years back and they were DJing off YouTube. Played let it go from frozen twice in 10 minutes