#21

Oh I’ll just fly to the bit of the USA that is the nearest. Lazy bastards.

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#22

Always had this mental image of sitting at a smokey, dimly-lit bar on a round spinny stool in a plaid shit, gillet and baseball cap, halfwatching a game of some sort of American sport on an old grainy TV set that’s too small, necking shots of whisky with one cube of ice, pointing and saying ‘fill her up’ and chucking some crumpled up dollars at a guy with a towel over his shoulder whilst almost crying about a woman.

If it’s not exactly like that they can keep it.

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#23

Too many poisonous snakes and spiders for me.

And too many Australians, while we’re about it.

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#24

:frowning: .

#25

M9 …that’s Boston

#26

probably just the same as London. All cities are probably like that

#27

Like hey Arnold

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#28

I generally dislike city trips. I often feel overwhelmed and get highly anxious about what to do, where to go and in what order. Often end up walking around for hours spending half my time looking at google maps and arguing with whoever is unlucky enough to be with me. I cant imagine an experience in New York would be any better unless I was with a local or a well organised individual.

#30

Man says “eh I’m walkin ere” and knocks the bagel out of a Wall Street fat cat’s hand causing a fight to ensue, which fight is broken up by a rabbi who gives them tickets to see Television at CBGB’s to establish peace and then they get to CBGB’s later that evening and oh no it’s been bought out by Donald Trump then the credits roll and it turns out the whole situation was directed by Woody Allen so all of the characters apologise because honestly they had no idea about any of that honestly

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#31

It pretty much is exactly like that. American bars are fucking weird.

#32

Reckon it’s quite big.

#33
  • concrete jungle
  • dreams are made of there
  • big lights
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#34

I bet it’s shit.

#35

It’s a helluva town

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#36

Ayyyyy call that a knife? Fuggedaboudit!

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#37

incredible. like when harry and sally arrive in when harry met sally

Maybe a bit less good than that though.

#38

Then why do Americans in Germany never shut up about it like they don’t have it in the US?

#39

Hey Arnold isn’t set in New York. The fictional city is based on Seattle.

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#40

The question is what do you think it’s like tho. I think it’s like hey arnold as well

#41

Probably quite Rugratty too

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