Man says “eh I’m walkin ere” and knocks the bagel out of a Wall Street fat cat’s hand causing a fight to ensue, which fight is broken up by a rabbi who gives them tickets to see Television at CBGB’s to establish peace and then they get to CBGB’s later that evening and oh no it’s been bought out by Donald Trump then the credits roll and it turns out the whole situation was directed by Woody Allen so all of the characters apologise because honestly they had no idea about any of that honestly

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It pretty much is exactly like that. American bars are fucking weird.

Reckon it’s quite big.

  • concrete jungle
  • dreams are made of there
  • big lights
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I bet it’s shit.

It’s a helluva town

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Ayyyyy call that a knife? Fuggedaboudit!

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incredible. like when harry and sally arrive in when harry met sally

Maybe a bit less good than that though.

Then why do Americans in Germany never shut up about it like they don’t have it in the US?

Hey Arnold isn’t set in New York. The fictional city is based on Seattle.

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The question is what do you think it’s like tho. I think it’s like hey arnold as well

Probably quite Rugratty too

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don’t they call them gyros in america or something?

Probably this like this, right?

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Lots of giant apes carry women up buildings aren’t there

Speak for yrself

I like New York. Same as any city in that the touristy bits are shit. Loads of good stuff if you just wander though.

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I remember a squat in New York in a huge building that had a MySpace backintheday and it seemed like it was a really cool place but also that it wasn’t going to last and maybe New York isn’t like that anymore? Does anyone else remember it?

This is a thread for people who haven’t been to NYC. Get out of here with you rational travelling experiences!

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think this is one of those situations where the creator of something is actually wrong about it