Thread for polls on things to ban forever


The powers that be have let me know that anything receiving over 52% of the DiS vote will be banned forever.

Bits of stand-up comedy in sitcoms

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  • allow

0 voters


can’t remember if it was Louis CK or Jerry Seinfeld that did this, but I have not enjoyed either show as a possible consequence.


Ban mock the week

  • Ban
  • Don’t ban

0 voters

Watching it atm and its absolutely shit. Only got that one guy who raises his eyebrow occasionally and a bunch of shitty guests. I quite liked it when I was 14 but fuck it now


please try to go for polls that might end up going either way



  • Ban
  • Don’t ban

0 voters

Paging @safetywink


ban on walking 3 or more abreast on the pavement

  • ban
  • do not ban

0 voters


m9 and variations

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  • Allow

0 voters


They just did a second joke about nandos. Ffs



  • danas
  • anas
  • ds

0 voters



  • Ban
  • Allow

0 voters


That fuck @discobot

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  • Allow

0 voters


Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


Here’s what you can do mate, get tae fuck.



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  • Allow

0 voters


@discobot display help


I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it



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  • ter

0 voters


@discobot fortune are you going to fuck off regardless of the democratic will of this community?


:crystal_ball: My sources say no


CG[poll type=regular]

  • ban
  • ban harder
  • ban without a vengance