Thread for posting any and all good news for today

anything?

hello?

Joe Root.

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My sister finally finished the adoption process yesterday after 3 grueling years and now has a lovely new daughter. She is called Lily.

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My car’s been recalled for safety reasons, so that’s good.

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been flirting with some girl I met at the coffee shop yesterday. she laughs at all my jokes, which is nice.

reckon it’ll be about 2 days before I get bored, but for the meantime, this is not too bad at all

Katie Hopkins has promised to leave the UK?

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i suppose it’s a more effective method of preventing you driving than taking away your license

reckon about 5-8 minutes before someone calls me out on this

Have easy access to 7 different wigs

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still waiting on her sausage bum party aren’t we?

with a man in the white house? not likely

Are we?

Jokes on you: it’s just the child lock that’s fucked, and I’ve got no reason whatsoever to have a child in the back of the car.

No Yewtree jokes, please.

I was awarded both the “Thank You” and “Appreciated” badges on DiS today.

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Hero Moeen on 89 runs.

I am going to the pub this evening.

There’s nothing wrong with ‘some girl’, buster.

I just got promoted.

Going to be my previous equivalent’s boss and also a new starter. Pretty fucking awkward but good news nonetheless.

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Going to have steak sandwiches for dinner, just decided right now thanks to this thread forcing me into thinking of something good.

Alright, Trump.

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