Thread for posting any and all good news for today

goodnews

#1

anything?

hello?


#2

Joe Root.


#3

My sister finally finished the adoption process yesterday after 3 grueling years and now has a lovely new daughter. She is called Lily.


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#4

My car’s been recalled for safety reasons, so that’s good.


#5

been flirting with some girl I met at the coffee shop yesterday. she laughs at all my jokes, which is nice.

reckon it’ll be about 2 days before I get bored, but for the meantime, this is not too bad at all


#6

Katie Hopkins has promised to leave the UK?


#7

i suppose it’s a more effective method of preventing you driving than taking away your license


#8

reckon about 5-8 minutes before someone calls me out on this


#9

Have easy access to 7 different wigs


#10

still waiting on her sausage bum party aren’t we?


#11

with a man in the white house? not likely


#12

Are we?


#13

Jokes on you: it’s just the child lock that’s fucked, and I’ve got no reason whatsoever to have a child in the back of the car.

No Yewtree jokes, please.


#14

I was awarded both the “Thank You” and “Appreciated” badges on DiS today.


#15

Hero Moeen on 89 runs.


#16

I am going to the pub this evening.


#17

There’s nothing wrong with ‘some girl’, buster.


#18

I just got promoted.

Going to be my previous equivalent’s boss and also a new starter. Pretty fucking awkward but good news nonetheless.


#19

Going to have steak sandwiches for dinner, just decided right now thanks to this thread forcing me into thinking of something good.


#20

Alright, Trump.