Thread for posting in every time you touch your face

I cannot stop doing it, think I’m doing it more now than ever.

How often do you think you touch your face on average?

  • Hand attached to face
  • Every second
  • Every 2-10 seconds
  • Every 11-30 seconds
  • Every 31-59 seconds
  • Every 1-2 minutes
  • Every 2-5 minutes
  • Every 5-10 minutes
  • Every 10-15 minutes
  • Every 15-30 minutes
  • Every 30-60 minutes
  • Every 1-2 hours
  • At least once a day
  • Less frequently than once a day
  • I do not have a face
  • I do not have arms
  • I do not have a face or arms
  • I’m not sure
  • I’m not comfortable disclosing that information in a public arena

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Did it again.

Now I can’t stop thinking about it and am imagining itches everywhere.

I am really, really bad at touching my face and also my eyes.

(As in, I do it regularly, I’m actually very good at it I guess)


[business person voice]

Oh hi, I was wondering if we could just touch face real quick?

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Be funny if you were bad at it, in that every time you go to touch your face, you miss, wouldn’t it?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends

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Yes, that would be very funny. Something akin to the “drinking problem” gag in cinema’s “Airplane!” but for face touching instead, it would be something I would enjoy to see.

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like a less funny version of

goddammit ant!!!


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And now.

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Now, also.

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touch my beard more often

does that count


Beard is on face


(historically speaking)


Beard becomes face

It’s constant, I’m far too anxious in general. Coronavirus is doing sod all to stop me.


And by “historically speaking” I of course mean, speaking like Henry VIII who had a beard

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does it though

essentially that is what i am asking

This is how I expected this thread to go.

Well either that or a repeat of the Smashing Pumpkins disaster I did on the music board.

The beard essential dials up the face