Thread for posting in every time you touch your face

I cannot stop doing it, think I’m doing it more now than ever.

How often do you think you touch your face on average?

  • Hand attached to face
  • Every second
  • Every 2-10 seconds
  • Every 11-30 seconds
  • Every 31-59 seconds
  • Every 1-2 minutes
  • Every 2-5 minutes
  • Every 5-10 minutes
  • Every 10-15 minutes
  • Every 15-30 minutes
  • Every 30-60 minutes
  • Every 1-2 hours
  • At least once a day
  • Less frequently than once a day
  • I do not have a face
  • I do not have arms
  • I do not have a face or arms
  • I’m not sure
  • I’m not comfortable disclosing that information in a public arena

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Did it again.

Now I can’t stop thinking about it and am imagining itches everywhere.

I am really, really bad at touching my face and also my eyes.

(As in, I do it regularly, I’m actually very good at it I guess)

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[business person voice]

Oh hi, I was wondering if we could just touch face real quick?

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Be funny if you were bad at it, in that every time you go to touch your face, you miss, wouldn’t it?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends

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Yes, that would be very funny. Something akin to the “drinking problem” gag in cinema’s “Airplane!” but for face touching instead, it would be something I would enjoy to see.

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like a less funny version of

goddammit ant!!!

Now.

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And now.

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Now, also.

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etc.

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touch my beard more often

does that count

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Beard is on face

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(historically speaking)

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Beard becomes face

It’s constant, I’m far too anxious in general. Coronavirus is doing sod all to stop me.

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And by “historically speaking” I of course mean, speaking like Henry VIII who had a beard

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does it though

essentially that is what i am asking

This is how I expected this thread to go.

Well either that or a repeat of the Smashing Pumpkins disaster I did on the music board.

The beard essential dials up the face

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