Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[Tuna]

@japes

i have a pair that i can’t get to go back to normal no matter how much fiddling i do

[Epimer]

Shops I have been in during the past seven days

You have the same taste as my five year old.

[Witches]

What the actual fudge

[Witches]

Gaaaah

[andyvine]

The Staircase (Netflix)

Do you blow and poke at the same time? Or blow then poke?

[marckee]

Dribbling

Used to be a serious sleep dribbler. Can’t remember the last time I woke up with a wet face now though. Progress.

[colinfilth]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/what-is-the-fewest-number-of-words-you-have-read-in-a-day-during-your-adult-life/30217/21?u=colinfilth

But only because it was a reply to Balonz.

[ma0sm]

Reasonably amusing story of misunderstanding from my morning commute

Mid sized, black I think, slightly curly. Hard to tell when It’s barking ‘I fuck’.

[Kallgeese]

Gaaaaaah!

[profk]

loser.

[colinfilth]

Nah. It just needed the replyee at the top of the post, but it wasn’t there. That’s not context, just a bug.

[Aggpass]

Masking Tape Mega Thread

Maybe your technique AND your wife’s technique is shit?

[wonton]

@japes

look like i should be kept away from children, but really just a big softie

pcbe

[Bamnan]

hard not to feel since this thread was started that people aren’t trying to sneak some innuendo in deliberately isn’t it?

[marckee]

I’ve definitely started to try and slip some in.

[anon29812515]

Yeah when I see an opening I like to press on into it fully erect.

[Bamnan]

Jizz willy cock bum arse fanny

[Epimer]

C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!

[Aggpass]

[1101010]

Shaving thread

Head once a fortnight, chin once a week. On a Thursday. With a #2 hair clipper and a beard trimmer with no guard respectively.