Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[Witches]

What the actual fudge

[Witches]

Gaaaah

[andyvine]

The Staircase (Netflix)

Do you blow and poke at the same time? Or blow then poke?

[marckee]

Dribbling

Used to be a serious sleep dribbler. Can’t remember the last time I woke up with a wet face now though. Progress.

[colinfilth]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/what-is-the-fewest-number-of-words-you-have-read-in-a-day-during-your-adult-life/30217/21?u=colinfilth

But only because it was a reply to Balonz.

[ma0sm]

Reasonably amusing story of misunderstanding from my morning commute

Mid sized, black I think, slightly curly. Hard to tell when It’s barking ‘I fuck’.

[Kallgeese]

Gaaaaaah!

[profk]

loser.

[colinfilth]

Nah. It just needed the replyee at the top of the post, but it wasn’t there. That’s not context, just a bug.

[Aggpass]

Masking Tape Mega Thread

Maybe your technique AND your wife’s technique is shit?

[wonton]

@japes

look like i should be kept away from children, but really just a big softie

pcbe

[Bamnan]

hard not to feel since this thread was started that people aren’t trying to sneak some innuendo in deliberately isn’t it?

[marckee]

I’ve definitely started to try and slip some in.

[anon29812515]

Yeah when I see an opening I like to press on into it fully erect.

[Bamnan]

Jizz willy cock bum arse fanny

[Epimer]

C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!

[Aggpass]

[1101010]

Shaving thread

Head once a fortnight, chin once a week. On a Thursday. With a #2 hair clipper and a beard trimmer with no guard respectively.

[anon29812515]

That was supposed to be filthy in the first place!

[TheWza]

I knew it!

Think we should declare a moratorium on calling people a Tory

Only been Tory since 2005 though - was a pretty swinging marginal before that.

(With apologies, Geoff, cos I know this cheeky prodding (matron!) has managed to stray beyond light joking in the past. Haven’t seen it much recently, though, so this complete open goal is one for old times’ sake. x)