Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

dingaling · 2018-05-12T20:12:06.966Z

Why are the French like this?

anon19035908 · 2018-05-17T01:09:02.302Z

My mum fucking LOVED it.

nav · 2018-05-17T08:38:42.905Z

I have a pretty lax IT department but there’s no way you’re gonna convince me to google cumlord at work

dots · 2018-05-17T15:27:52.775Z

With an ice knife made of piss and a bag of assorted hair

anon19035908 · 2018-05-18T08:27:08.108Z

Definitely open mouth. But I knew that because of the state of dribble in the morning.

ma0sm · 2018-05-18T13:22:20.541Z

Was this the bathtub one? Reckon I would wreck it now, but as a youngster I was far too impatient and often overshot the mark.

colossalhorse · 2018-05-21T13:53:00.999Z

Is that the Revolutionary Chinese Cookbook? Was just looking at that! The mrs is gonna come home tonight to a cucumber apocalypse for sure

andyvine · 2018-05-22T13:11:05.185Z

shagging to get some oven chips

Aggpass · 2018-05-25T11:43:02.095Z

I think this is probably harshest way of sticking it to Lonzo’s mum.

ma0sm · 2018-05-25T13:00:08.040Z

Solid gold pricks.

zxcvbnm2 · 2018-05-25T13:32:04.428Z

genuinely would let the world burn rather than stop playing with the little dude

ma0sm · 2018-05-29T11:07:40.421Z

Hello, I have eaten chips out of a bin.

pcbe

anon19035908 · 2018-06-02T23:00:33.789Z

are there screens so you can watch all the holes?

iamwiggy · 2018-06-05T23:45:49.184Z

nods

overthehill · 2018-06-12T08:01:27.513Z

I saw someone who was doing it on Channel Four’s Four Rooms the other day

marckee · 2018-06-13T13:46:41.039Z

You’re boned. These will have all the grip of KY Jelly.

Epimer · 2018-06-13T15:11:44.086Z

Yeah I’m a little afraid of heading into the deep. I’ve already nearly soiled myself after being suddenly minced by some giant spindly bastard.

Witches · 2018-06-15T16:34:23.580Z

Filth bucket.

ma0sm · 2018-06-18T14:59:30.105Z

Would always pull the ring out immediately imo

Epimer · 2018-06-18T15:01:18.995Z

There’s at least six posts in that thread that I’ve had to restrain myself from whipping out a mrbean.jpg at.