Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[ma0sm]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/friday-selfies/30703/25?u=ma0sm

[andyvine]

So my colleague told me my beard looks nice this morning, and sometimes someone will tell you your hair looks nice

I got my bobble admired at the coffee point.

[anon32406580]

ANDY VINE, honestly!

[anon32406580]

They’re so cute and it enables you to pull back bits of your hair which look like they’re being held up INVISIBLY.

[andyvine]

Cold audit

nothing yet but can feel something coming in the back of my throat (steady) might hammer the vitamin c, see if i can hold it off

[Aggpass]

Televisons

I don’t know. I want a new one though. The former bedroom TV is knackered - the power button on the set and remote broke about 18 months ago, so we were poking a hairpin in the button hole to turn it on - so the (former) living room TV will live on in the bedroom until it gives up the ghost.

[safebruv]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/friday-selfies/30980/76

[Aggpass]

What are you wearing to bed these days (an 'it's got a bit cold hasn't it' audit)

I have to slyly tuck it in just before sleeping because if I walk about with it tucked in apparently I look like “a fucking idiot”.

[ma0sm]

Last really stupid thing you did

Isn’t there a sign by your hole saying “DIESEL”?

[anon35496508]

I knew in a millisecond after I pressed ‘reply’ that it would end up here.

[Aggpass]

[doubleespresso]

Will always like a big daddy cool diesel pic

[Aggpass]

When was the last time you slept in a bed with a non family member (platonically)

Summer 2007. In a Travelodge in Southampton on a Stag do. Think that might be the only time I’ve done it.

[marckee]

@The_Cosh

Used to be a 3 or 4 minute marvel but now I’m lying there for an hour or more!

[colinfilth]

What's in your ideal washing machine

You can feel the clothes after 800 and after 1400 and tell me after that.

Strict opening hours.

[grievoustim]

Cheese on toast

too thick for me. I like 'em thin.

[Epimer]

Hmm

[andyvine]

Who's the least fussy eater and drinker on here? (Polls welcome)

Aye. Greasy, nasty, ruins every sandwich it’s in. Would prefer a little olive oil or hummus if lubrication is required (hardly ever)

[ma0sm]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/things-that-are-more-exciting-to-anticipate-than-actually-experience/31450/73?u=ma0sm

[andyvine]

KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) - A speculation thread

I’m as English as they come mate. Fuck a thick potato chip.