Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

ma0sm · 2018-05-25T13:00:08.040Z

Solid gold pricks.

zxcvbnm2 · 2018-05-25T13:32:04.428Z

genuinely would let the world burn rather than stop playing with the little dude

ma0sm · 2018-05-29T11:07:40.421Z

Hello, I have eaten chips out of a bin.

pcbe

anon19035908 · 2018-06-02T23:00:33.789Z

are there screens so you can watch all the holes?

iamwiggy · 2018-06-05T23:45:49.184Z

nods

overthehill · 2018-06-12T08:01:27.513Z

I saw someone who was doing it on Channel Four’s Four Rooms the other day

marckee · 2018-06-13T13:46:41.039Z

You’re boned. These will have all the grip of KY Jelly.

Epimer · 2018-06-13T15:11:44.086Z

Yeah I’m a little afraid of heading into the deep. I’ve already nearly soiled myself after being suddenly minced by some giant spindly bastard.

Witches · 2018-06-15T16:34:23.580Z

Filth bucket.

ma0sm · 2018-06-18T14:59:30.105Z

Would always pull the ring out immediately imo

Epimer · 2018-06-18T15:01:18.995Z

There’s at least six posts in that thread that I’ve had to restrain myself from whipping out a mrbean.jpg at.

laelfy · 2018-06-18T15:05:10.334Z

Would I shock you if I said I knew what I was doing when I posted that?

ma0sm · 2018-06-18T15:06:25.317Z

I suspected that might be the case with the peculiar phrasing.

ma0sm · 2018-06-26T09:41:12.869Z

It’s like the eyelashes of the bum hole

japes · 2018-06-26T13:48:54.474Z

And did he insert the beverage into his rectum?

marckee · 2018-06-27T11:47:47.570Z

“can you keep it the same size but make it bigger” no. no, I cannot.

ma0sm · 2018-06-27T14:53:12.112Z

I tend to get lucky.

pcbe

weeber · 2018-06-28T08:43:43.064Z

Hang on, I’m going to have to go to the toilet to listen to this

Epimer · 2018-07-06T11:54:16.378Z

Got a 3 way with my sister and Dad on iPhone messenger at the moment mind you.

marckee · 2018-07-10T15:48:19.801Z

i once had to put my hands up sir patrick stewart’s jumper. he’s a very lovely man.