Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

1101010 · 2019-04-21T09:57:00.039Z

Bit of talcum powder does the trick on a hot day

AQOS · 2019-04-21T10:03:01.894Z

Tbf I was making a testicle joke anyway

1101010 · 2019-04-21T10:24:40.619Z

These sorts of things always need a tap-in.

… And so do obvious jokes!

anon5266188 · 2019-04-23T14:51:51.385Z

I fucking love the sensation of being wet.

Gnometorious · 2019-04-23T14:53:11.215Z

Genuinely meant this in a non filth way but as soon as I clicked reply I knew this would happen!

colon_closed_bracket · 2019-04-23T17:15:40.905Z

A&E nurses have seen worse, I’m sure

I adjusted the plug depth(?) and now it’s sitting flush in the hole

tilty · 2019-04-25T11:02:18.754Z

I’m good at leaving them all messy and covered in weird sauces and oils

anon19035908 · 2019-05-02T18:37:34.680Z

dunno why I associate perverts with chest freezers, but I do.

colon_closed_bracket · 2019-05-05T21:20:48.238Z

Could someone maybe draw a diagram for this?

Had a triple roast today

AQOS · 2019-05-07T11:47:09.397Z

But I’d also tell them about it so they could wipe it off with a tissue.

anon19035908 · 2019-05-08T15:47:06.087Z

COCK

tilty · 2019-05-19T10:20:44.648Z

Just been down and it already smells of guinea pig in there.

…

andyvine · 2019-05-20T08:24:48.380Z

Strong 4/5. Pornography got me through some very dark times.

dingaling · 2019-05-20T22:21:53.041Z

of course there’s a talking tree man, there’s always a talking tree man!

The_Excession · 2019-05-24T09:01:13.215Z

Noel from Hearsay’s sex robot was probably unnecessary.

Post can’t be PCBE

tilty · 2019-05-24T16:21:26.158Z

I really enjoyed those frozen wee balls

Mmm

tilty · 2019-05-27T14:42:17.928Z

Just cut the end off then smash it with a big knife which is apparently not very good for the knife…

allisfulloflove · 2019-05-27T15:02:13.624Z

Jesus

Epimer · 2019-05-28T19:19:38.354Z

well if mrS ain’t up for it gimme a shout cos that sounds fucking spot on.

Aggpass · 2019-05-30T18:43:39.005Z

Where does one get the best ‘squirt’ from?