Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[stickboy]

@svenrokk

Gimme it in inches

Pcbe

[stickboy]

@colon_closed_bracket

Three sausages was definitely too much.

pcbe

[Caedus]

Nintendo Switch Thread 2022

I remember reaching for my axe once when I was in piccadilly gardens when I spotted a tree.

Lumberjack Scout

[nav]

@Roughyed

Cock ring was $25,000

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[1101010]

Total Recall

I have the short story in a Dick anthology somewhere downstairs, must dig it out. Can’t remember how similar it is or how explicit the real/rekall thing is

[drspaceman]

Futures made of virtual insanity, now
Always seem to be governed by this love we have
For these useless, twisting, of our

@Total Recall

Dick anthology

Oh, now there is no sound, for we all live underground

[brightlight]

Harsh assessment of the wit of the ‘comedians’ on previous Taskmaster series by @hesastopsiiiiign

[stickboy]

@1101010

I have to wave/shake it along the bed.

PCBE

[wikihock]

@rich-t clearly misunderstood @Squandered 's poll

[ma0sm]

@brightlight

Harsh assessment of the wit of the ‘comedians’ on previous Taskmaster series by @hesastopsiiiiign

@wikihock

rich-t clearly misunderstood @Squandered 's poll

You’re thinking of this thread

Thread for places where if the next reply was the reply to the last one then it's amusing (rolling)

You know when you get two comments in a row, and one is replying to something totally unrelated, but it makes you laugh to imagine that the next one is replying to the one that immediately precedes it. PAR EXAMPLUH [zxcbvnm]

[wikihock]

I was on a train

[p_a_u_l]

@colinfilth

Can we all agree though that it’s one of those things you’re conditioned as a kid to think is really fun, but that when you get into adulthood you gradually realise is really not worth bending down for unless you’re really at a loose end or fancy pretending to be a cinema cliche?

Thought this was great

[TheWza]

@colinfilth

And now is the time to get it up.

[colon_closed_bracket]

@rich-t

Made some banging noods, but boy, they’re hot and spicy

[rich-t]

did phrase it that way on purpose tbf

[stickboy]

@jack_on_fire

Oh God I’m gonna be so skint. Doing a Sainsburys cash point run since some dealers are cash only.

contactless dealers

[JaguarPirate]

Music League 10 Playing the long tracks game! Round 4 - Life & Death

i’ve had a bit of a late spurt, thank god

[colon_closed_bracket]

@marckee

I’ve done C2C

I bet you have, you filthy old bollocks!

[JaguarPirate]

@1101010

but it all fell out suddenly

no sense of decorum

[the_ravens]

What's your go-to expletive these days?

Cock for me