Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

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Have you ever made a mockery of crockery?

You’re in jizz-town now, kid.

[ma0sm]

RSPB Badge Game

Yellow bum wagtail!!!

[ma0sm]

Simple everyday things that you are properly shit at

My mum is like this, throwing her head back over and over until she finally gets it down

[ericVI]

@laelfy

This particular brand has a firmer mallow

pcbe

[anon75298087]

Eurovision 2018

Why are the French like this?

[anon19035908]

Green Wing

My mum fucking LOVED it.

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Wasting time on the internet

I have a pretty lax IT department but there’s no way you’re gonna convince me to google cumlord at work

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Bugduv

With an ice knife made of piss and a bag of assorted hair

[anon19035908]

Friday!

Definitely open mouth. But I knew that because of the state of dribble in the morning.

[ma0sm]

Sexual innuendo or not?

Was this the bathtub one? Reckon I would wreck it now, but as a youngster I was far too impatient and often overshot the mark.

[colossalhorse]

What's your standard order from the chinese?

Is that the Revolutionary Chinese Cookbook? Was just looking at that! The mrs is gonna come home tonight to a cucumber apocalypse for sure

[andyvine]

@anon44830896

shagging to get some oven chips

[Aggpass]

Things that people think that are wrong (well apart from one person or group of people) but that person or group of people are almost certainly isn't you) - this is all one line fuck knows what it says

I think this is probably harshest way of sticking it to Lonzo’s mum.

[ma0sm]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/no-friday-selfie-thread/25938/16?u=ma0sm

[zxcvbnm2]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/super-early-friday-thread/25921/250?u=1000yearbanffs

[ma0sm]

@Witches

Hello, I have eaten chips out of a bin.

pcbe

[anon19035908]

Saturday morning

are there screens so you can watch all the holes?

[iamwiggy]

nods

[cowcow]

@anon5266188

I saw someone who was doing it on Channel Four’s Four Rooms the other day

[marckee]

https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/im-on-safari-dad-s-race-build-up-and-event-day/26424/58?u=marckee