Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[Epimer]

What’s your order (Dominos)

used to be a driver for the 'nos. got through so much double d the thought of it massively gives me the boak now

[andyvine]

@anon29812515

My wife’s got fucked in the toe and this year she returned to the ol’ Camper Wabis.

^^^

[Icarus-Smicarus]

What’s your order (Subway)

Been wondering how big they were

[ericVI]

@grievoustim

Sad I can’t come

[colinfilth]

The Masked Singer (ITV)

If Duck isn’t Skin from Skunk Anansie I will eat my hat.

[p_a_u_l]

@1101010

There’s a 1p and some blutack on there already. Bit concerned more weight will start gouging too much

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[tilty]

@fappable

That’s how I hold mine

Pcbe

[wonton]

Sorry @Icarus-Smicarus for stealing but it was just made for this thread

@sheeldz

and will nail maggie th*tcher in the crown im sure

[ma0sm]

How's your love life DiS?

But it’s just the two of you. Where are you supposed to look? Do you clap at the end? I just wouldn’t know what to do with myself.

[rob.orch]

It was literally asking to be posted in this thread:

Monday Evening Threaddddddd

I might run my finger round it and then put it in my mouth. (Yes, I know)

[anon19035908]

This Country (TV show)

SHUT UP THAT LOOKS LIKE MY LOCAL DUMP

[colon_closed_bracket]

Yep, not far off a single entendre

[1101010]

I’m really enjoying this one.

[Epimer]

Do you put both hands around your mug

Is it the blowing you hate or the 2 handing? I don’t do the blowing Edit. I know what I did

[Epimer]

Thursday mooooorning

Haha credit where it’s due, it was a brutal but very very good doing on his part

[JaguarPirate]

Water Filters

Just give up. I’m too fast.

[p_a_u_l]

@Ilovetoast

I hero worshipped the cunt as a teenager.

Good job you grew out of it, your username could have been quite different otherwise

[Ilovetoast]

dirty prick

[wonton]

@noise_ramones

sexing the cherry sounds appealing to me

PCBE

[ericVI]

@Bamnan

I remember it smelling neutral but I haven’t been inside one for years