Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[Ruffers]

@1101010

Something about worrying your nob has teeth but sure I’ll ditch the weird tiger

pcbe

[TheWza]

@JaguarPirate

wonder if she leaves it on too long or I pull it too quickly

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[ericVI]

@xylo

“coming” still makes me lose it

[japes]

@dots

Oh my god I’ve missed the International Cargo Bike Festival in Nijmegen

[p_a_u_l]

@JaguarPirate

it was … really red. That’s my main memory of the whole night

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[1101010]

Friday Morn 15th May 2020: Crap Injuries - The Bludgeoning

did someone mention arses. @witches - if you get a good pair they don’t need much recharging. certainly a lot less than your phone needs xx

[colinfilth]

How DiS lives (polls)

I’m just saying that if it transpires that I do shit myself on this hypothetical bus, you’re going to know about it.

[Epimer]

How DiS lives (polls)

What is it with people being anti rug?? I’ve a pink hairy one, and once a month or so I pop it in the washing machine and then when it’s dry I lie on the floor with it and brush it.

[TheWza]

@colinfilth

which makes me suspect that maybe this is the end of your ring

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[colinfilth]

Language self-censorship goes out of the window when you’re worrying someone might be about to stick a screwdriver in the mains.

[TheWza]

That and, also, DIY is exceedingly ripe for innuendo in general.

[Epimer]

Let's play Guess Which...

Remarkably, 3 of those digits are correct, and in the right place.

[1101010]

hat help

I can and have pulled off both in combination

[TheWza]

@grievoustim

is the bean holder meant to just pull out?

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[TheWza]

@paulo13

I’d assume you might want to leave it in, with the hope that it will go back up again?

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[Epimer]

It is Friday after all

Yes coz what you can’t see is it was bloody massive and I needed to put it in my hole

[1101010]

thread for computer programming ppl

Annoying when it doesn’t work, which seems to be most times I try to use it, even when I’ve checked the overflow on all the parents

[ma0sm]

Hungover Selfies

I can never seem to put it in the right place, thanks @ma0sm

[xylo]

@Scott_Chegg

I think I might be close to completion here anyway

<3

[Octobadger]

"Disgusting" things you'd have no issue doing

How did you not notice it came in a condom! Was it not unbearably chewy?