Thread for posts that are funnier out of context

[1101010]

I’d dispute that this isn’t as funny in context.

[thesewoodenideas]

@Aggpass

I call it ‘the pube squid

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[TheWza]

@1101010

edging so much I just figured it was to stop them riding on anything

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[colon_closed_bracket]

At it again

[stickboy]

@Fintans_Cat

those bad boys have got to be 12 years old now but still get love occasionally.

Pcbe.

[Aggpass]

Fish and Chips: A Rolling Critique Thread

ideally should be a bit fattier and a lot more peppery than a hot dog, and also a lovely crunch on penetrating the definitely not plastic casing.

[colinfilth]

Cycling Thread 4.0

want to get into the hammock game i worry that i’d wander around for ages trying to find the two perfect trees to sling it between

[xylo]

@Aggpass

Done it when working away a few times and find a shite takeaway in my pants in my hotel room a more pleasurable experience than eating myself out

dear god

[TheWza]

@Tuna

Peg in bathroom or something

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[colon_closed_bracket]

@Jimouthargyle

It’s 8 inches deep too…

[ma0sm]

Let's count down from 10

how is this so much harder for you guys

[Ruffers]

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[ma0sm]

It’s a bit of a reach

[stickboy]

@midnightpunk

Just the 2 Buttholes will do me

Pcbe

[thesewoodenideas]

@midnightpunk

I bagged myself two Buttholes.

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[stickboy]

Keeping on with the trend.

@midnightpunk

Juggling Buttholes and Abba here, which is something I didn’t plan.

[thesewoodenideas]

@Richie_Ronco

I quite enjoy stretching the hose and only being able to get the tip in. Never had any splashback at all.

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[colon_closed_bracket]

To be fair to Richie Ronco, this was pretty-much a single entendre

[thesewoodenideas]

@Ilovetoast

Could glaze the dog in cum and blaze a J at the same time pretty ok

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[colinfilth]

Expensive Steakhouse

I kind of meant expensive bed sheets but pants will do. Not the bum hair thing.