Thread for shouting Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics in

I’M LOST WITHOUT AN INSIDE POCKET
I’M LOST WITHOUT AN INSIDE POCKET
I CAN FIND MY WAY HOME
FROM SIERRA LEONE
BUT I’M LOST WITHOUT AN INSIDE POCKET

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WHO THE FUCKIN HELL ATE SLIPKNOT?

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ARE

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THAT DONKEY THAT YOU VOWED TO RESCUE DONE GONE DIED

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A DEVON CREAM TEA AROUND HALF PAST THREE WOULD BE SPLENDID

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TEN KIT KATS AND A MOTORING ATLAS

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THIRTY AIRBUS! THIRTY AIRBUS!

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THEY CAME FOR EAMONN HOLMES
AND I THINK I’M RIGHT IN SAYING I APPLAUDED

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DARTS IN SOAP OPERAS
OH SO WRONG OH SO WRONG

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EGG SANDWICHES ON COACH TRIPS IN JUNE
I SIMPLY WON’T BE THERE

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I’VE BEEN TO KENT, GWENT AND SENEGAL

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YOU NEVER HEAR OF FOLK GETTING KNOCKED ON THE BONCE

ALTHOUGH THERE WAS A DRIVE-BY SHOUTING ONCE

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THAT WAS A TEN POUND NOTE!

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NOT LONG NOW TILL LOLLIPOP MEN ARE CALLED DARREN

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THERE’S A MAN WITH A MULLET GOING MAD WITH A MALLET IN MILLETS

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STING, SINGING ON THE ROOF OF THE BARBICAN!

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I’VE BEEN SHARING MY INNERMOST THOUGHTS WITH AN EDWARD MCRAE

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SIDLE OUT OF THE STORE GINGERLY
EMBRACE THE MARGIN

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IS YOUR CHILD HYPERACTIVE
OR IS HE PERHAPS A TWAT

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NICK. FUCKING. KNOWLES

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