TAKE YOUR CHIPS AND FUCK OFF HOME
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BUT THEN, ALMOST INEVITABLY, CLAIRE RAYNER APPEARED
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YOU’RE GOING ON AFTER CRISPY AMBULANCE! YOU’RE GOING ON AFTER CRISPY AMBULANCE!
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IT WAS A DODGY TRANSFORMER AGAIN AND AGAIN
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SEE ALSO MARY HOPKIN
SHE MUST DISPAIR
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HAND ME DOWN MY SILVER TRUMPETS
SOUND THE REVOLUTION BELL
THERE’S A CHER IMPERSONATOR
RISING UP IN ISRAEL
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NEIL MORRISSEY’S A KNOBHEAD
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YOU CAN LEAD A HOUSE TO WATER BUT A PENCIL MUST BE LEAD, MATE, OOOO OOOOOH SAID THE STALLION
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AND I COULD WELL DO WITHOUT
THE HAND-CLAPPING SEQUENCE AT THE END OF BLOCKBUSTERS
WHEN ALL OF THE AUDIENCE TRY TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES
THAT WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS SILLY BUT ACCEPTABLE
AND THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS: “OH KIP KEINO”
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THEY HAD LIED TO ME
THEY HAD LIED TO ME ON THEIR POSTERS
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MILKY DRINK AND SUDAFED
THAT SHOULD SORT YOU OUT SHE SAID
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THE Y IS FOR YATE
THE KIND OF TOWNS THAT REFEREES COME FROM
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HELP ME MRS MEDLICOTT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I’VE ONLY GOT THREE BULLETS
AND THERE’S FOUR OF MOTLEY CRUE
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LAST ASH WEDNESDAY I HAD TANTRIC SEX AND IT WAS SHIT
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TELLY SAVALAS IS SET TO SPEARHEAD
AN ‘OI’ REVIVAL DOWN WHITECHAPEL WAY
TELLY SAVALAS IS SET TO SPEARHEAD
AN ‘OI’ REVIVAL DOWN WHITECHAPEL WAY
OL’ TELEVISION IS SET TO SPEARHEAD
AN ‘OI’ REVIVAL DOWN WHITECHAPEL WAY
WHO LOVES YA, COSTERMONGER?
I think McIntyre, treadmore and davitt may just be in my top ten albums.
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KEITH MULDOON SAID HE WAS DEAD
MURDERED BY A GIRAFFE
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? TRYNA GOVERN EVERBODY’S BATWALKS
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? TRYNA BE THE BIG I AM
WELL I KNOW THIS PLACE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND IN A WAY YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
SO DON’T GO TRYNA ORGANISE MY BAT WALKS
I’LL BE GOING ON ANY TIME I LIKE WALKS
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IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND
THEY SAY THE ONE EYED MAN IS KING
AND IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLAND
IT’S 9 O CLOCK ON ITV
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ITS SET IN NORFOLK AND ITS CALLED…
GODZILLA EATS DISS
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AGIDOO-DOO-DOO
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART
ELO
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