“CACKLING HAG ASTRIDE THE BROOM,
WHAT DREAD THIS UPON THE SPUME?”
HEY CHRIS I UNDERSTAND YOUR GLOOM
BUT COME ON, ROCK UP, YOU’RE FROM ILFRACOMBE
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I GOT HAM
I GOT CHEESE
I GOT CHICKEN
I GOT BEEF
I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN
I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN
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N IS FOR THE NUMBSKULL WHO DURING THE BOXING DAY GAME
ASKS ME WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS BESIDES MY WHISTLE
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I’M OFF TO SEE THE BOOTLEG BEATLES,
AS THE BOOTLEG MARK CHAPMAN
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CRESTA! WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE DRINKING?
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WHAT PRICE YOUR BLUSTER
WHAT PRICE YOUR SMARM
I’VE SEEN BODY PARTS LYING IN BIOLOGY LABS
WITH FAR MORE CHARM
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I DON’T NORMALLY LIKE TOMATOES JOHN BUT THIS IS DELICIOUS!
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