Thread for showing off how clever you are

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and can extrapolate based on partially provided information

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Woah

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Frankenstein was the name of the creator, who was - when you think about it - the real monster.

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Yes, I know

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That joke wasn’t funny when I was 10, and it’s not funny now.

Haha

I enjoyed this because I understand it

Anyone else into Shakespeare? Really into Shakespeare.

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.

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I’ve read both of these books

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I was when I was 10

My atd’s other half just did a PHD on the big fella, he’s in my contacts as Dr Shakespeare now

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I don’t read books with pictures on the front because I am an intellectual

congratulations on accumulating all of human knowledge!

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Me and him should swap notes. On Shakespeare. Who I am into.

fewer.

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Ha! That reminds me of Bromodideuterio, the apothecary from whom the court doctor Cornelius in Cymbeline obtains the false poison requested by the Queen to murder Cymbeline and Imogen and secure the throne. Also a doctor.

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It’s “PhD”. I should know; I’ve got one.

Well actually it’s a DPhil, because that’s the degree that Oxford confer.

quite worried that I need to safety wink this

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Philip Glass

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Ha! Yes, you should because it is very clever