Thread for things where two good things make a bad thing

Leaving work: good
Drinks: good
Leaving work drinks : bad

Ice cream: good
Coca cola: good
Ice cream floats: bad

Pets: good
Sex: good

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Can’t think of many food/drink based things I despise more than a Coke float or whatever. So this is a good thread by my reckoning.

chocolate
fountain

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2 good things, please

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hammers
my hands

pasta
dry chain lube

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people falling over
things happening to me

Only things which are actual things please

Good: Trees
Good: May
Bad: Theresa May

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faces
books

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Coffee and walnut cake: Good
Playing football: Good

Booting a coffee and walnut cake towards a teammate: Pointless and wasteful

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Coffee: good
Walnuts: good
Cake: good
Coffee and walnut cake: good

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Cricket - good
Loads of runs and wickets and close finishes and excitement - good
Twenty 20 - bad

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Very good post

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Returning home to a nice clean flat: Nice
Returning home to have a poo that you’ve needed: Nice

Doing a poo on the floor in your nice clean flat: Bad

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The number 9: good and useful
The number 11: good and useful
9/11: an atrocity

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See also

Returning home to a poo in your flat: Bad

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Music - good
The boards - good
The music board - also good actually