people falling over things happening to me
Only things which are actual things please
Good: Trees Good: May Bad: Theresa May
faces books
Coffee and walnut cake: Good Playing football: Good
Booting a coffee and walnut cake towards a teammate: Pointless and wasteful
Coffee: good Walnuts: good Cake: good Coffee and walnut cake: good
Cricket - good Loads of runs and wickets and close finishes and excitement - good Twenty 20 - bad
Very good post
Returning home to a nice clean flat: Nice Returning home to have a poo that you’ve needed: Nice
Doing a poo on the floor in your nice clean flat: Bad
The number 9: good and useful The number 11: good and useful 9/11: an atrocity
See also
Returning home to a poo in your flat: Bad
Music - good The boards - good The music board - also good actually
Your friend: Good Loud music: Good Your friend’s loud music: Bad
Rage Against The Machine: Good Soundgarden: Good Audioslave: Forgettable
The Simpsons: Good (speaking broadly) Futurama: Good
That Futurama episode where The Simpsons was also in it: Dunno, haven’t seen it
Although I have a proper phobia of big birds so no, the latter is not good.
Parties: good Guitars: good Some chode at a party with a guitar: bad
BUT
Parties: Good Guitars: Good Andrew WK: More than the sum of his parts
Debatable.