obviously though, as with everything ‘i’m not feeling well, guys’.

attack of the Epimers

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I used “migraine” last week to get out of drinks with some of the same people.

(Phone suggested “sand people”, I’ve been spending too much time in the Star Wars thread)

ahh, mate, you’re locked in now then I’m afraid.

What if I literally shit myself. Then it isn’t an excuse so much as a very valid reason.

are you planning on doing this at the curryhouse or before?

Would need to be before, most of the reason I don’t want to go is that it’s a ballache to get there.

I could take pictures.

just do the sensible thing and call in a bomb threat on the restaurant.

I don’t think that’s on general release until 2018

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Skype them

just realised that yesterday I spilled curry, yoghurt and beer on the trousers I’m wearing and i don’t have any clean ones

have now sacked off christmas and birthday shopping. I’m probably going to sulk and listen to the velvet underground instead

What if I just don’t show up and don’t tell anyone? That could work.

Someone just didn’t bother showing at our work meal on Friday. Got a third of a chicken ballotine out of that.

He was always my favourite Dragon.

(fuuuuuuucking hell)

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unpossible

Why are there no cakes in the kitchen in this, the last week before Christmas

Aaaaaand I’ve arrived! Already on the sofa with a comic book. Already completely dark outside.

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would normally agree but it was a long paragraph of moaning about plumbing, toilet paper and deoderant and I bored myself writing it

100 reply thread, easy

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Think I’m going to go with “running out of time to get stuff done before flying to Glasgow on Thursday”. And not mention that the stuff I need to get done is sitting around in my Jedi Knight dressing gown eating mince pies.

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