mouse has run out of batteries

pretty good excuse to stop working

i am so fucking bored

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The Epimer Empties his Back

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I’ve got my class writing letters to Santa this afternoon and one of them has used the phrase, “raging capitalist agenda,” at the end of hers.

Made me think of @Ruffers and also laugh out loud.

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Wasted gift request in 2017 tbh

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OH HAPPY DAY! They’re digging up my street and it’s going to be a nightmare to get back home, which will make me late for curry. So late that it would be rude to make people wait. Gutted.

Some of them asked for weird shit like food of the homeless and world peace, and others asked for stuff in the true Xmas spirit like iPhones and makeup.

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Should not have left it until this week to book a cattery for Christmas. I’m a fool.

I might just go to the airport now and have a wander. Airports are some of my favourite buildings but i’m a few too many hours early. I could buy a powerbank i suppose

thinking of changing my profile picture

Don’t - the Oasis monkey is my favourite photograph.

Go early and enjoy one of the least stressful airport experiences you can have.

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yeah worried someone else will steal it if i change

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Sold my last 3 books!

Miracles do happen!

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