I once got told in a comments section that I “look like someone who doesn’t own anything and never will”. Pretty funny.
I unfortunately don’t remember the song but the a comment said it was the longest song they ever heard followed by a reply that actually Mirrors by Justin Timberlake is the longest song in history followed by ‘wow’. Always tickled me for some reason.
(Mirrors is 8 minutes)
I enjoyed this on a reddit(!) thread about how TV Joel is realistic cos he gets out of breath going up stairs
In a “you look like you’ve achieved enlightenment” sense I hope
No, in a “I was defending squatters and that made them annoyed” way
Bro that ‘elephant’ is from The Avatar this means anime is real people from a different universe
Just saw this reply to a property developers latest purchase. Just congratulating them on the purchase word for word.
Not really sure anyone will find it funny (or is meant to) but I did, might start writing it in birthday cards
(sorry @tilty @SmittenMittens…)
lmaoo my horny ass could never own an aquarium
congrats on the latest acquisition of 6.2 acres of underused brownfield land in bolton
did me a bit to be fair
I definitely needed the context. It really threw me!
IIIIIII don’t wanna work
I just wanna bang on my drum all day
(but my wife is on the sofa with a migrane!..she is my world!)