Thread for us to collect funny comments we see on the Internet

[sarahispi]

I once got told in a comments section that I “look like someone who doesn’t own anything and never will”. Pretty funny.

[RabbityThing]

I unfortunately don’t remember the song but the a comment said it was the longest song they ever heard followed by a reply that actually Mirrors by Justin Timberlake is the longest song in history followed by ‘wow’. Always tickled me for some reason.

(Mirrors is 8 minutes)

[dingers]

I enjoyed this on a reddit(!) thread about how TV Joel is realistic cos he gets out of breath going up stairs

[Konichiwa_Bitches]

In a “you look like you’ve achieved enlightenment” sense I hope

[sarahispi]

No, in a “I was defending squatters and that made them annoyed” way

[Caedus]

Bro that ‘elephant’ is from The Avatar this means anime is real people from a different universe

[Konichiwa_Bitches]

[Scout]

Just saw this reply to a property developers latest purchase. Just congratulating them on the purchase word for word.

Not really sure anyone will find it funny (or is meant to) but I did, might start writing it in birthday cards

(sorry @tilty @SmittenMittens…)

[Caedus]

lmaoo my horny ass could never own an aquarium

[Caedus]

congrats on the latest acquisition of 6.2 acres of underused brownfield land in bolton

did me a bit to be fair

[SmittenMittens]

I definitely needed the context. It really threw me!

[Kallgeese]

Got reefed by a pal using that as a reply last year.

Totally deserved.

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[Kallgeese]

Under the video for ‘Me & U’ by Cassie.

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[hesastopsiiiiign]

IIIIIII don’t wanna work
I just wanna bang on my drum all day
(but my wife is on the sofa with a migrane!..she is my world!)

[profk]

Lio - Amoureux Solitaires • TopPop

[jordan_229]

[shrewbie]

[Exit_Chamber]

[ma0sm]

[HotBeefTrauma]

Places you never want to go

Wow powerful words here when I Googled this [Screenshot_20230223-223121]