Thread for when there's a bird in the ceiling of your office (rolling)

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#1
#2

Can anything be in a ceiling?

#3

No.

#4

what do you mean “in the ceiling”?

#5

ceiling-cat

#6

Watch out birds!

#7

You sound like a patent examiner.

#8

When I was at school (so not an office, I’m afraid), one section of the ceiling fell down to reveal that there was a bird in there.

Unfortunately the bird had been dead for a while and exploded in a shower of maggots as it hit the desks below, during a class.

#9

Is that a Dr? As in medical, not a prick Dr. As in I am pretending that I misconstrued that as ‘patient examiner’.

I’m here all day, folks.

#10

Sometimes it is.

#11

You could nip off early, as it’s Friday.

#12

I’m already at home. Annoyingly my son is at his old childminder’s today which is right by where I work. So I had just over an hour’s round trip this morning to be at my computer working at home. And drove right past my office.

#13

You’ve fucked that up, haven’t you.

#14

*your wife fucked that up, didn’t she

#15

There were pigeons in the ceiling at college, scratching around up there. It was unsettling.

#16

What were they studying?

#17

They were distracting me from studying audio engineering. Another time I got a nosebleed at the back of the class that I thought I could contain, but I couldn’t and it got out of hand quite quickly.

That concludes my stories of my time at college.