Thread for when you accidentally cooked too much food

The moment I cut into the Yorkshire the gravy will flood the plate and spill everywhere. Its a very delicate situation

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:rofl:

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What did your neighbour cook?

Strong penis-just-popped-out vibes

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Hollow out the sausage, have it act as a straw

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This is just a daily consequence of cooking, round these parts.

These images horrify me

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Somebody likes peas.

You can’t pick that up, you’d have to eat half of it stood up at the worktop

I managed it chaps, I ate it using a sofa cushion as a pillow and I am gravy free.

The TV on the other hand covered herself in it

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That looks lush, but there’s quite a lot of space on the plate around it to my eyes

My Spanish teacher in high school told a story about how some Spanish fella he knew once told a joke at a dinner party, in English (he’d been learning English), about the “escapea” pea that fell off the table, in the context of fucking hell he’s a genius he’s just made a joke in English. Thanks for reading.

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