Thread lifespan test mkii

Hear me out on this one. Could a thread really outlive the season? Seems unlikely but what do you know? Tell me about it, right here in the chat.

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Reporting for duty :saluting_face:

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you can do it when you thread lifespan test mkii it

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FFS

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Reporting in for thread lifespan extending duty :saluting_face:

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Youre The Best GIF by Rhino Records

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Optimism is a folly for the rich

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THREAD’S GOING THE DISTANCE
THREAD’S GOING FOR SPEED

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I will survive in ma-mkii
in ma-mkii
Yeah yeah!

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This mkii’s going to heaven

(if we don’t keep feeding it)

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I’m mark, too

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Please remember, this is a test. No looking at each other’s answers. It’s simply not on.

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I’m not sure this thread lifespan test has been subject to the appropriate level of scientific rigour. Do we have a control thread to compare against?

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That’s a good question, I’m glad you asked. We of course have the original TLT which stood the test of over 100 days of scrupulous investigation, and also our own hearts, without which, you probably have to ask yourself, what even is the lifespan of a thread? I know I sweat on that thought most evenings.

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Also the thread that I made

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A new benchmark in scientific protocol.

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Keep. mkii. Going.

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Starship Troopers GIF

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