“Someone called the Mements, they test the lifespan”?
They said that a lot didn’t they. If anything too often, imo.
Yeah
Thread-life, thread-life, spaaan
Ive got to be, a thread life span
Phil Mitchell on drugs
The War On Ross Kemp
Every morning, at some point, I have a little panic about this littlest thread
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup (makeup)
I say a little (prayer for the Lifespan Test Thread)
That’s beautiful
Every morning there’s a halo hangin’ from the corner
Of the DiS Thread Lifespan Test
6, 1, 4
It’s been a long day and it’s time to rest
But there’ll be no sleeping in Thread Lifetime Test
I like this
This thread is 29 days old today… in your face Housefly!
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they remembered about the thread lifespan test
I once met a man who wore a string vest
But there’ll be no Rab C Nesbitt in Thread Lifetime Test