Arghhh I can’t find it on my phone but please imagine I’ve just posted a voice clip of a Devonian football commentator yelling “Dion Dublin, suck on that!” that exists and is amazing.
OH MY GOSH YES
fancying childrens tv characters as an adult is danger behaviour surely
drums are pretty fun as you can basically put whatever you want on a drumkit
Cos I’m obviously kidding and you’re obviously a deviant
DOGS IN POCKETS. An elderly man used to come into the newsagents where I worked and he always had his tiny fluffy dog in his big coat pocket and it was so cute and we’d have a nice chat and awww. Happy memories
Nb. I didn’t fancy the man though.
Ban request
dogs are socialists cats are capitalists
Checks out
Dogs are feudal
Anyway, I don’t want to derail filth, so I’m stopping
The thought of 6 times a day is mildly terrifying tbh
Had to witness someone describing this sketch in detail to someone yesterday .
Was it as sexy as it sounds?
It was not sexy
How’s the hangover mate?
I love both cats and dogs.
I still like cats but I can’t feel a deep kinship with them as they have a different nature
Offers up lots of positional possibilities
Yeah, go on then
Had sex twice in 12 hours on the weekend for the first time in ~ a while ~ and felt like Sting.
