Thread ONLY for people with NO middle name(s)

finally a place to call home

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My type of club.

Nothing can really follow Joe anyway.

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Did your parents ever say “We thought we’d let you choose your own”?

  • Yes
  • Yes, but I don’t believe them
  • No

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Team no middle name. Fuck yes.

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This is already more people than I anticipated, to be honest with you. Thought all British people had at least a dozen names.

Middle names are inefficient

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I was going to go with Floyd for a while then couldn’t be fucked.

Couldn’t agree more.

What about all those Dutch with their van der and all that shit? Fucking pack it in.

They can drive their vans outta this thread

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Floyd :smiley:

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I remembered the other day that there was Dutch kid in the year above me and his surname was De Wet Steyn! The wet stain! AHAHAHAHA

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Gotta admit though, a mate of mine has the surname van den heuvel, which means Of The Hill, and it does sound a bit lord of the ringsy

Poor guy

He was on That’s Life because you could say anything to him and he could say it back to you… backwards.

I shit you not.

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Dropped mine when I took the TV’s surname. Am I allowed in the club?

That’s wild

I found this, which has tickled me

Of course! It’s not about elitism, it’s about making the right choice.

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Hmmmm

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