Thread to make bold claims about making music in 2017

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#1

I’m gonna figure out a live act which isn’t just twat with acoustic guitar
I’m gonna write a reverby piano ballad which gets better the drunker I get
I’m gonna make a ten minute world prog ambient mind melter


#2

Semi-concept album about fears and contemporary folk devils pal


#3

During a gig by one of my favourite bands I’m gonna have sex in a toilet.
I may or may not be at said gig


#4

The skill is trying to work out which direction ‘twee’ has gone, in 2017.


#5

I’m going to make an album based on the book Dinner At the Homesick Restaurant by Anne Tyler

I’m going to invent a new genre: Music for Tories

I’m going to write the song that makes Israel and Palestine get along

I’m going to make music so big you can see Argentina from it