Thread to post lord of the rings quotes

the salted pork is particularly good.

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why should your songs be unfit for my halls?!

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YOU’RE A WIZARD HARRY!

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I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

.-Bilbo Baggins

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When they ask me how it feels to be the best orc of all time, I say ask Gandalf.

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“They come in pints?”

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looks like LOTR quotes are back on the menu boys!!

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FREEEEEEDOM!!!

Still think about that lotr meme in the coronavirus shitpost thread and laugh my head off

With boromir saying “they’ve taken the little ones” in reference to people buying up beire d’ore bottles

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Run you twats!!

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Gramdalf!

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HOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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FORGET IT FRODO, IT’S ELFTOWN!

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“You can’t just waltz in there like Billy Big Bollocks ffs!”

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‘Let him get his drugs out’

  • Gollom
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“Phil Foden…”

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