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#21

Going through that thread to find it now.

#22

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe itā€™s me, Iā€™m a little fucked up maybe, but Iā€™m funny how, I mean funny like Iā€™m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, Iā€™m here to fuckinā€™ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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#24

lol so dis auld dude was like have some ring but shhh donā€™t tell any1 like. yh woteva pedo. just cos u knew my uncle! @bagendbellend69

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#26

Et tu, Frodo?

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#27

paint me like one of your french orcs

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#28

PEOPLE SAY THEY KNOW THEY CANā€™T BELIEVE
MIDDLE EARTH THEY HAVE A BOBSLEIGH TEAM

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#29

Picture the scene: The other fuckinā€™ week there, down the fuckinā€™ Volley with Gimli, playing pool. Iā€™m playing like Paul-Fuckinā€™-Newman by the way. Givinā€™ the boy here the tanninā€™ of a lifetime. So it comes to the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. Iā€™m on the black and heā€™s sittinā€™ in the corner looking all fuckinā€™ biscuit-arsed. When this hard Orc comes in. Obviously fuckinā€™ fancies himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookinā€™ at me, right fuckinā€™ at me, as if to say, ā€œCome ahead, square go.ā€ You ken me, Iā€™m not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckinā€™ bother, like, but at the end of the day Iā€™m the cunt with Narsil and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his malt beer, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.

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#31

Frodo, youā€™re what the French call ā€˜les incompetentsā€™.

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#32

This is bullshit, Frodo. And you can forget about the two weeks in the Domain of the Dark Lord. Two words: mount. doom.

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#34

You truly are the Lord of the Rings.

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#35

Play it nice and cool, Bilbo, nice and cool

Gandalf falls through the bar, Bilbo makes a face

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#38

Any luck?

#39

Gandalfā€™s methods of betting werenā€™t scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Gandalf? Gandalf was the muscle

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#40

Weā€™re gonna need a bigger ring.

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