we’ve lived together for 2 years so it’d be weird to bring it up now
Discover time travel Tell him off Profit
My packet of beansprouts had a floret of broccoli in! WHOA
Only got corona in the fridge that someone brought for a party
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I’m such an empty-headed cunt. There’s nothing going on upstairs.
Had a work call today about Spanking Roger
Sorry, I should have given a more interesting fake name than Roger really.
On Sauchiehall Street there is a big graffiti mural of three cats, when I walked past tonight there was what looked like a film crew and a guy dressed in a big mouse costume. Can not imagine what was about to go down, wish I’d stuck around.
I raise you
I miss meowington
IMAGINE her in today’s thread
Ffs democracy
Ruined by that awful cover on that advert.
Maybe it’s this
Lizzo’s done a song with Missy Elliott, I can die happy now
Put some ribena in it
Oh dear lord.
Going to a staff screening of Us tonight and I am so excited. Listening to this song to hype myself up.
Oh this is such a banger
Why not?
My second thought was get a bit of marmite and swirl it around in there, might give it a nice savoury flavour
PARTNER LET’S GO HALF ON A SACK
Pretty sure I did it at karaoke once?
