Today I was on an ‘away day’ 300metres from my office in another room I have a weekly meeting in.

At one point I had to draw the dream future team where I drew myself in detail wearing shades and long hair with my back turned to my poorly rendered, no detail team mates who had their hands in the air, cheering my work.

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I spent a lot of money on a stupid thing today and it was absolutely nowhere near as bad as that so thanks i guess

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What’s your favourite legal statute?

What thing?

Hi :wave:

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:grinning: :grinning: :grinning: :grinning:

Hi Richie

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Actually can I change my answer? I’d like to be Dinosaurus.

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TELL US JAPES

Hi Matt

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Very on brand. I’ll allow it.

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I’m listening to Green Day. I regret nothing

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That’ll do Pygmy hippo, that’ll do

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My team were also like “why are there only 4 of us?” And I said it was because my great developments had resulted in efficiency savings resulting in redundancies.

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Tempted to go to that crab tapas place to roll the dice on the epimers again

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don’t think I’ve ever felt more tired

I never see any good cats in Cambridge so you’re one up on me.

The Zoology museum has a creature (excuse the crap pic) that’s a giant sloth! Imagine a sloth this size:

a belt

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This one:

It was part of the deck that won me that playmat with the punk rock lady at her day job.

Easy:

Good excuse to eat a load of creme eggs but otherwise ambivalent.

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For trousers?