Three things you could easily implement to improve your life

  1. Get back into meditating again
  2. Stop drinking so much beer and coffee
  3. Bring healthier packed lunch to work instead of buying out
  1. Stop buying lunch every day you fucking moron
  2. Don’t have your phone in arm’s reach when you’re trying to sleep you stupid twat
  3. Do a proper grocery shop and plan your meals instead of just nipping to Local Bo’s every evening you utter weapon

  1. Stop reading DiS at work
  2. Stop reading DiS at work
  3. Stop reading DiS at work

I’m sure it’s something like just shut up and get on with it diamond spade death etc

Stop spending all my money on beer and lunch

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Spend more money on lunch. £7 a day isn’t extravagant enough. Treat yo’ self.


That’s better

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toast and a can of pop isn’t sufficient for lunch Meo, you’ll starve

  1. Just so, so, so much stuff that I will never do
  1. Care less about stuff.
  2. Cycle more.
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Eat more strawberries

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Well this has gone well

sounds like you’re sorted, can you sort my life out now?

i don’t ask for much, just enough money to retire on, visit the moon, etc.

  1. Get a second cat
  2. Get a third cat
  3. Get a fourth cat

You’re starting from a strong point, which is tricky. Try idly ruining your life for a few years then come back to us.


Move to South London


Yes two.


I’ve taken up rolling my own cigs lately just as an excuse for a walk around the parks (he tells himself)

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I’m trying to spend my lunch hour reading every day - as I always feel like I’m too tired in the evenings (not helped by the fact that the book I’m reading is “difficult”.)

Had a good plan today - just need to drop off a parcel, then I’ll go to the nice coffee shop, cash in my fully stamped loyalty card and read for a bit. Ended up just wandering round the shops.

So that’s one

Need to start doing Yoga and/ or Pilates as I’ve started getting a sore back and stiff neck when I ride my bike for a long time. Just got to get it together to find a class at a decent time/place

Make time to do all the DIY type stuff I need to do