I whistle quite a bit and I am a genuine foreign person
Just slipped over getting onto a train and my leg fell down the gap
My brothers Xmas present arrived today…a box filled with all these…
Beer wankers ahoy…
Ooooooft! Is this his present to you or yours to his?
Oh no! Are you ok?
Mine to him. I don’t drink alcohol.
I would but I had a bloody pizza last night didn’t I
That’s why you have pide instead tonight
Just opening some Christmas cards. People my sodding age who send a ‘round robin’ letter with the card. Inexcusable, right?
Hit my leg pretty hard and it bruises really easily so has gone all swollen and weird. Will be gutted if I can’t walk over xmas
Just spent half an hour shredding on bass. Realised the offices above could hear me but I kept playing.
Heading to our work Christmas party in a few though. Going to batter a few cans on the way and rock up pissssssed.
Oh man, well get it rested and elevated. Ice works wonders on bruising but you have to be quick to use it soon after to keep it at bay in my experience.
Get better soon.
A fantastic gift casbay, that should keep him going for a while!
Followed standard Thursday pizza protocol. It was in celebration of successfully putting a flatpack chest of drawers together (not a euphemism)
For a man who does nae drink he’s bought a cracking selection of beers. Good job cbay!
Really good spread, aye.
Working in and running pubs means I’ve discovered more than my fair share of pints of sick hidden in dark corners. Worst one though was going to pick up a discarded crisp packet off the floor that was full of vomit and exploded on being touched. Now that’s a low ebb.
He’ll probably just buy me a selection of Coke Zeros! And I’ll be just as happy as he’s going to be .
Evening. Been solo pinting in some craft beer pubs in Edinburgh the last few hours. Now meeting friends for Vietnamese food.
