I don’t know why but I hate that quote with a fiery passion, just wish it would go away

Excellent. This is an example of you “throwing the baby (coffee (babyccino)) out with the bathwater (litter)”

Which one? The baby in corner one, or one where you are talking to a pig?

the former

the latter doesn’t bother me in the slightest

Sorry mate. Couldn’t see the wood for the trees there

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“Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner”

People said that for a while didn’t they. Out of order really.

Did they?

I think I might have done that thread already. It’s difficult to keep track of them really.

This is libel

Where is your PA @bergkamp ? They might know

“THIS. IS. LIBEL.” (to the tune of “THIS. IS. SPARTA.” from that film)

I don’t care what the dog’s name was, you sicko.

You’d have thought so wouldn’t you…

Every time you tag @bergkamp he gets a message on the pager that he was issued

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Sir, You’ll be hearing from my (real, non patent) lawyer

No-one puts gravy in the Yorkshire

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(a funny thing to say at Sunday dinner)

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Reminds me, the other day I referred to one of our in house solicitors as a “proper lawyer” to my big boss and she looked at me like I’d actually just fucked a dog.

No sense of humour, these patent twats.

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Is this the new Change UK party?