Thunderstorm sex - it’s a filth thread

^This :+1:

Time on hands - check
Sweaty weather - check
Likely availability of balcony - check, check, check…

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I feel like this is Jonathan Lynn territory - the king of the silly sex scene

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No not him, Adrian?

His name is Thunderstorm Sex - the loudest, most torrential storm ever experienced in Europe

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I’ve watched both Clue and My Cousin Vinnie in the past two months. Appear to be inadvertently conducting a Jonathan Lyn season :thinking:

I google mapped it

it was here (4th floor)

definitely 90s Erotic Thriller material (though it was 2001)

it was a hot, late July after sunset, the thunderstorm was right overhead and there were orgiastic genital convulsions while flashes & thunder were simultaneous and instantaneous, pounding the street and shaking the building and concussing the air pressure in the room

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I meant Adrian - 9 1/2 weeks, fatal attraction etc

It feels like 9 1/2 weeks has been completely forgotten as a cultural touchstone

I guess it’s been replaced by the likes of 50 Shades of Gray

  • I’ve seen 9 1/2 weeks
  • I haven’t

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they say it is ideal if you’re trying for an evil baby

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Sex eh

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I would be too busy looking out the window

watched this episode just yesterday so i did

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meeting someone new on saturday and we’ve been having the most intense and filthy chat for a week now and there’s zero way it can live up to it, can’t wait

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Getting into filthy chat before meeting someone is not a skill I possess

Kim Basinger was one of my first celebrity crushes

It doesn’t feel like I had a choice in the matter.

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Try not to get swallowed by a whale on route or anything

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Please check they don’t have cats! :joy:

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Quite like the weird alien sex scene in Jacob’s Ladder tbh tbf :smiley:

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