My brother even plays football manager with the sound on… Jfc

Pretty sure there’s an animal in my loft.

Our stepladders don’t reach it and the ones I ordered got lost in the post.

What the fuck do I do.

Pub

Call pest control. Have you got things of value up there?

Cant wear trainers to the pub myself. Just feels wrong.

Not yet because the step ladder isn’t here!

On hold with Rentokil. They’re saying they “don’t normally come out for noises”. m8 I opened the hatch and something is definitely fucking up there, I just can’t see in.

Probably a squirrel. We have squirrels in our roof space. So fucking annoying

Hang on, what?

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Heading home now. Actually really enjoyed having a few days doing nice things and not very much at all. About the right length of stay, too: we were all starting to run out of things to say to each other.

If they don’t come out for noises what DO they come out?

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Aye, feel underdressed going to the boozer in anything scruffier than a tux.

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I see you

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You 'eard, mush.

Just wear my old squash shoes everywhere now because they are really comfortable.

Procrastination levels are pretty high right now. So far I’ve managed to bleach any signs of mould that had crept in, walked past at least 8 shops that sell milk to get organic milk, starred at something I’d like to be in a different part of the garden, without doing anything about it for a couple of minutes, made scrabled eggs brcause we had some fancy aggs we’d bought for a postponed dinner party to use up and eaten more of the millionaire’s shortbread that we didn’t manage to part with than i should have done in one sitting i’m now stuck under the cat, watching Parks and Rec, feeling sick. Really need to do some shopping and packing and other preparations.

Feel like I am sleepwalking through today.

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It’s heaving at work :grimacing:

The queue at KFC in Gretna services is so long that a man has bought a book to read while he waits.

Where is @weeber with my saveloy dip?

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supposed to be meeting an ATD for some beers but he’s absolutely hanging from last night and wants to meet later.
I should just go for a beer anyway shouldn’t i?!

CBA to do anything between now and the new year, this week is totally pointless

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