Invite them out for a saucer of milk and some tuna to smooth things over

She gave him a bit of tuna yesterday. He’s lost to me.

No milk in this house, obviously.

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Un DiSer massacred.

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Cooking a potato, chickpea and paneer curry, with an aubergine masala and onion bahji. Drinking a G&T (Ophir) and got a beer or 7 for later.

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This is before I stuck a load more of the burger mix on the wedges.

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Phwoar

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It really is.

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Take it to the filth thread. Bloomin eck

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Fuck me, I want that meat inside me bad

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in a bad mood after reading Owen Jones’ timeline

Bopped the baby to sleep in the sling. Now reheating lasagne before she wakes.

Oh shit she’s stirring

Don’t use sauce out of a jar/bottle often but felt lazy and it looked good. It is.

Save it f… oh.

Can’t stop thinking about a pair of juicy baps now

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Haven’t had a pint of ale yet :thinking:

Didn’t drink any stellas last night due to jelly belly either

Do people still drink ale?

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Difficult for dogs to not go down in your estimations the moment you’ve seen one eat a pile of cat shit isn’t it.

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I believe north of Leicester it comes out of the taps like water.

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Squeezed it and a load of juice squirted out.