Had our big f off fridge taken away and a new measly one put in its place
Its quite endearing this new one but I’m having to sacrifice some of my magnets unfortunately
WHO WILL MAKE THE CUT
I want to see your magnets.
just went for a walk, tried smiling gently at a few strangers I passed but it feels so weird, like I want to actively participate in making the world a friendlier and better place but it feels like I just have to completely ignore anyone I don’t know like some kind of weird automaton.
Must try harder.
Done a cycle. Gonna make a salmon stir fry with a bit of a ginger and soy glaze. They’re a bit pish aren’t they stir frys. Got a salty kiss in the fridge, gonna sink that and watch catfish with #bae.
Man you need to come to Glasgow, every cunt talks to everyone
theres not loads to start with but I don’t like too much going on
the pasty is definitely a keeper, he’s going nowhere
yeah but they’ll probably beat me up on account of being English
You have to keep that Shearer magnet!
Nah will we fuck, an accent different from ours is just a glorious excuse to speak that person.
We’re always looking to speak to anyone regardless
The Dortmund one is the pauper of the bunch there imo
there are no bad stir fries, only bad stir fryers
I could try my fake “Scottish” accent to blend in I suppose…
but its a bottle opener! that i never use!
Och aye the noo
Ooft you could be right here, a poor wokman always blames his wok.
and the crab!!! I love a good magnet. I’d really like one of these -
The ones that are on a spring and move whenever you open and close the fridge!!