OMG, please… PLEASE vocaroo your scottish accent again.
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crabs are mint
love lobsters too got a big plastic lobster on my cooker hood
makes it look like I cook seafood all the time when really I’ve not ventured beyond a fish finger
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got any good phrases to read?
Oooo… erm… hows about To a Mouse? 
never read it before but I’ll give it a shot.
Haha, oh dear god… I wouldn’t even try this.
Is tablet chat a thing on DiS? Can it be a thing? I’ve become a bit obsessed with it since we were in Glasgow at the weekend.
Going to try and make my own this weekend. That or I need to organise for @japes to send me regular shipments.
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Oo!! Were you at the DiS Meatathon?
It’s the business isnt it? So much better than fudge.
Pizzaholic!! NE6 represent 
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Just cleaned my old flat. Still gotta come back tomorrow to do check out. Cant wait to be shot of these fucks but still anticipate a deposit battle ahead. Renting is a proper mug’s game innit.
Home for a beer and then bed.
Anyone able to recommend a decent UK weather app for android?
please nobody listen to this
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Just agreed to work on Saturday and sunday, but I’m aware it’s a shift where you have to watch a bouncy castle for 3+ hours… pretty nightmarish stuff and I can feel It looming over me
Gonna watch ‘taxi driver’ tonight. Never seen it before.
I was at the meat. It was my first ever visit to Scotland. I had my first ever Buckfast. It was a bloody really good weekend.
It’s like a dry, grainy better, fudge and I can’t get enough of it!
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I’ve just had the weirdest, most confusing phone conversation …
Me “Hello! We’d like to come for dinner this Sunday, will I need to make a reservation? There’s two of us”
Women on Phone “Uuuhh, we don’t have any reservations at the moment but there’s a band in on Saturday so we might have some by then, would you like me to put you on a waiting list?”
Me “Oh! So you’re completely booked up?”
WOP “No, we don’t have any reservations at the moment!”
Me “Okay, so can I just make a reserveration to be safe then?”
WOP “Would you like to phone back later?”
Me “Ummmm… okay?”
WHAT? What just happened!?
That’s bizarre!
It is, right? I was like… have I said something weird?
It does not fill me with confidence.
Maybe she’s new
Don’t make excuses for her Bam, she wouldn’t let me book my dinner therefore she is a TERRIBLE person 
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