TAKE IT TO THE FILTH* THREAD!
*or the Grime thread, if such a thing exists
TAKE IT TO THE FILTH* THREAD!
*or the Grime thread, if such a thing exists
waffle bath, obv.
how many waffles do you think i have?
Sorry for putting you under unnecessary pressure!
unfortunately not ā Friends is a real programme
Would they not make a serviceable loofah?
Iām running a (water) bath. U jelly?
swit swoo
Thatās for the bike shot, aye?
Lost about 15-2 at football.
Nutmegged a player with my first touch that led to the fantastic opening goal. The rest was less good.
Other team were really fouly too, Iāve got grazed knees.
Feel like a complete fraud - just won slimmer of the month at my fat club but the truth is Iāve havenāt followed the plan at all
Now having mini kievs and spaghetti hoops for my tea. jfc
cyclists donāt @ me
Evening, had a good day - listening to Propagandhi now, going to write a review and quickly head to Aldi before they close.
Just making my new delay pedal self-oscillate to piss off my noisy neighbours, hbu?
Never heard it calledā¦
sigh
Something aboutā¦ slapback mode? No.
Just before I left work, one of my direct reports came over and told me that he had just been out for a walk, bought a scratch card and won Ā£50 and another free scratch card.
āI wanted to show my gratitude for all your support and patience over the last year,ā he said, reaching into his pocket.
No, of course he didnāt hand me Ā£50. He didnāt even hand me 50p. He handed me the scratch card which, I scratched on the spot. It was a loser. No prize to be claimed.
Iāve since spent the entire evening working out whether or not he was being genuinely appreciative or taking the piddleā¦
Hi DiS
This evening I have been to a reading group where I ate all the biscuits (co-op chocolate chip and hazelnut cookies were the highlight), listened to people speak very passionately without the usual spiral into shallow politics talk, and accidentally started discussing next monthās topic. It was a fun evening.
Contemplating if it is too early to go to bed.